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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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