Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
my poor anus
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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