Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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