Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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