We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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