I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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