i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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