I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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