This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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