school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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