it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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