What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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