There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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