I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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