He asked to "fluff my boner.."
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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