I don't think brook has ever known best
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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