Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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