I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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