How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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