Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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