i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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