We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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