Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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