Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
