My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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