people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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