i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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