is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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