Quick, to the slutcave!
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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