Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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