i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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