i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So squirting runs in the family.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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