Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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