OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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