I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I could fuck to npr.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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