hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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