Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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