He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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