is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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