just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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