Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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