how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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