Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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