great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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