Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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