brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
