Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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