put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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