STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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