so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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