I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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